August 2008
44 posts
13 years later & this track still kills.
Izza Kizza & Catchdubs
This shit is too good.
“
What keeps you going and inspires you to keep creating music?
My shit. I respect my shit, because when I’m hungry, my shit feeds me. I know that the food that I eat was my shit and still is my shit, and I know that the water that I drink when I was thirsty still is my piss. So I respect my piss and I respect my breath of life. If it wasn’t for my shit, I wouldn’t be here now, and if it wasn’t for my piss I wouldn’t be talking to you. My shit is my doctor and my piss is my psychiatrist.
” —Interview: Lee ‘Scratch’ Perry
“Said intern did in fact shit all over the 18th and 25th floors of 30 Rock. She did it in the hallway, on the floor, on a pile of FedEx boxes, on the way between floors… pretty much everywhere but the bathroom or (hey, sometimes you’re desperate) a garbage can. Or a cup. Or a napkin. Or in her hands. No, just streaking through the hallways. And then she took it into that room where she locked herself in and proceeded to wipe (sorry, I couldn’t come up with a better word) it on the walls, on the computer, on those same FedEx boxes. It was a shitshow (pun absolutely intended).”
—The Story Of The Pooping Intern
“The Tree Listening Device’ can be used to listen and record a tree anywhere. By placing the device against the bark of your chosen tree and placing your ear at the other end you will hear the water being pulled up from the roots to the leaves through the xylem tubes. The clicking sound that you will hear is produced by the water passing through the cells and cavitating.”
—Alex Metcalf - Product Designer and Tree Listener
“Because, as those of us who follow these things know, the antichrist is Jewish. Several years ago, I went to see Jerry Falwell in Lynchburg, where he confirmed this to me, and offered up the observation that I, technically speaking, could be the antichrist. I’ve been following Ross on this subject, and it’s a bit silly to think that true pre-millenarian wackadoos believe that Obama could be the antichrist, because true pre-millenarian wackadoos know that the antichrist is a Jew. Unless of course Obama is in fact Jewish. But you can’t be Christian and Jewish and secretly Muslim at the same time. Or can you?”
—Jeffrey Goldberg
“What do you say to the guy who created Zelda? I really wouldn’t know where to start in picking his brain, but I’d definitely buy that dude a burger.”
—LAist: Aesop Rock
“Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then. You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus.”
—best of craigslist : Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers ? - m4w
